Tuesday, August 27, 2013


To the fatty at my gym I saw this morning:

You, whose feet barely lifted off the belt of the tread mill.
You, who keeps slowly moving your legs taking up equipment.
You, who stepped off the belt every couple of minutes to take a water break.
You, whose eyes were so permanently glued to the damn monitor on the machine every time I looked over.
You, whose sweat wreaks and soaked your shirt as you stepped off the machine after your single twenty-five minute mile.

There is something you should know:
You know who you are

You are freaking AWESOME!!!

Every shallow step you take, you carry the weight of two of me, clinging to your bones, begging to be shaken off. Every minute your on there you paying off the debt of another midnight snack, another dessert, another beer. It's six in the morning, but you have not let that stop you from putting together a regimen. This isn't the first day I've seen you here, and I'm sure it won't be the last.  you are starting a journey that lasts a life time, and you've started it four months before New Years resolutions start to kick in. You run without music in your ears and I can only imagine the mantras thta you tell yourself as you heave your ever-shrinking mass forward, step after step.

Let's go, feet. Shut up, legs. Fuck you, fat. If you'd only look up from that display during the next session, you'd see that may gaze has no condescension in it.

I have nothing but respect for you. You've got this!
Go get you some!!!!

Friday, August 23, 2013

Twelve Reasons to Vote Democrat

1. Vote Democrat because you love the fact that now you can marry whoever you want. You may now marry your Labrador

2. You should vote Democrat because you believe that oils companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas is obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

3. You should vote Democrat because you think the government will do a better job at spending your money than you would.

4. You should vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine and dandy as long as you agree with what is said... and nobody else is offended by it.

5. You should vote Democrat because you're way too irresponsible to own a gun, and you know that your local police is all all you need to protect you from murderers and thieves.

6. You should vote Democrat because you believe that people that can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if you don't start driving a Prius.

7. You should vote Democrat because you're not concerned about millions of unborn being aborted so long as those on death row are kept alive.

8. You should vote Democrat because you think that illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take them away from those that paid into them.

9. You should vote Democrat because you believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest to the government for redistribution as the Democratic Party sees fit.

10. You should vote Democrat because you believe that Liberal judges need to re-write the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their crazy agendas past the voters.

11. You should vote Democrat because you think that it's better to pay billions for their oil to people who hate us but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, spotted owl, or fish.

12. You should vote Democrat because your head is so firmly misplaced toward the south end of your body; it's unlikely you'll ever have another point of view.

No trees, Spotted Owls, or Red Cock-headed Woodpeckers were harmed in the sending of this message.

Coming Soon: an obituary for modern Conservatism...

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Shhhh... did you hear that?

There are a few things in this world that are so quiet that they have gained idiomatic status in the culture. The sound of a pin dropping, crickets... okay, that's all i can think of right now... but I'm sure there are more.

Something that you will almost never hear is a story that has a chance to break the delicate grip the media has on the lies that they roll out on a regular basis.

There's, of course, little one's that are almost harmless. adorable little tid bits like: Men are trying to control and abuse women because they're afraid of the world. That some how we, as men, are so incapable of taking care of the simple things in life that we need to dominate the other half of the species to do it for us. Never mind that we were cooking and doing our laundry looooong before we met our wives. The simple thing to think would be that we were doing all of those things in anticipation of finding a woman that would do it for us.

Seriously, we don't think like this... seriously.
 That's just stupid, and if you believe it than you, sir, are stupid too.

Then there are one's that border on criminal in there telling. For example, the "Global Warming" bull-crap that is being crammed sown our throats. The media would have us believe that the world is in a period insurmountable changes to the climate of the planet and has been for the last hundred years or so. Of course they hope that no one remembers back in the seventies when everyone was on a bout global cooling, and were afraid that we were staring a new ice age dead in the face. But that is nothing new, the media rarely expects anyone to remember what they said yesterday, just what the new version is today.  Of course they also conveniently ignore all of the stories of climate scientist after climate scientist losing his/her job for doctoring numbers to get his/her paper more traction.

For your perusal:

No, Al, I'm not.

 It boggle my mind how ready somany are to accept anything that is thrown at them, simply because they are too lazy to dig into it themselves.  I do realize that in this world we have now people can literally go months without hearing a dissenting thought from another point of view, but this is getting dangerous.

For example: we all heard about the Trayvon thing super fast, right? And this one created a new class the oft-elusive "white-hispanic".  But how many have heard of or are following the cold blodded murder of an Aussi exchange student by some thugs down in Oklahoma?  Look into that one... it's a ton of fun...

Just remember, facts are funny things and many times we can follow the money to find out if something is shady or not, and see where the real hucksters. So next time when something doesn't sound quite right, look to who has the most to gain from keeping the subject quiet, this is probably who is getting away with something.
Most likely this guy.


Tuesday, August 20, 2013

where and when

Hello all.

down for a couple of days dealing with...well normal life.  which was really kind of nice not having to worry about how much suck is going on around us.

But, alas, all good things must come to an end. So let's dig in shall we?

Hilariously, there are those that can't stand the idea of a well spoken, thoughtful and thoroughly consistent Republican.  To whit, someone with the Dallas Morning News floated the idea that Sen. Ted Cruz may not be eligible to run for President in 2016 because he was born in Canada... that's all...

His mother went into labor in Canada, registered the new born with the emabassy and went along her, and his merry lives. Now I know what some are thinking, "But this is exactly what the GOP did to What's-his-name".  Not quite. the notion of What's-his-name's status was originally raised by Hillary's ilk. Wisely, Cruz went ahead and put out his birth cert right away... * cough* just saying * cough *

I do find it entertaining how early people are jumping on Cruz though. We are literally not even a full year into What's-his-name's second term. But hey, I guess it's never to early to drag someone through the mud.
McCarthy? Hope no one threw out their shoulder reaching that far back...

A Michigan teacher was sentenced 15-30  for having a sexual relationship with one of his 13 year old students. Shockingly, the other teachers in the area came out to protest that the sentence was too severe for a first time offender.

Let me repeat that for you: the other teachers in the area protested saying that the sentence for statitorily raping a 13 year old boy was too severe for a first time offender. Let that sink in...

Done?  Good.

Let's just take that and leave it where it is and say that no one should keep their kids in those schools, period. But it does get better, when the parents in the town demanded that those teachers be fired, the school said nay, because it would cost the town too much in legal troubles.


And people ask why I plan to home-school...

It goes on and on and on like that all across the news wires.

Friends, it's bad out there. and the media seems only to happy to tell you the least important stuff. Stories that will make you cringe a little but not actually get mad enought ot do something about it. They will never give you quite enough to get out and look for that real truth.

Remember when it came to light that the IRS was targeting, specifically, Tea Party groups for additional scrutiny? Or when the Secretary of State declared loudly "What difference does it make?" to the House investigation committee? No, of course you don't because they couldn't keep a tap on that but they sure as hell could make it go away pretty quick. And they did.

All you're hearing about Egypt is how bad it is that the military is killing protesters.  They don't tell you that the protesters are the Muslim Brotherhood and are responsible for raping young girls and forcing them to convert to Islam. You're not hearing about the business that are being marked with red "X's" to show where Coptic Egyptians have their businesses or the Churches that are being burned to the ground.  They're not telling you that the Muslim Brotherhood is trying to push full tilt Caliphate on the country. You know the kind that will throw a woman in prison for being raped and are huge fans of "honor killing"? These are the people that the military in Egypt is trying to save their country from. And President What's-his-name is backing the Muslim Brotherhood, he just silently stopped all Military aid to the country. A sure sign to those that are fighting and dying whose side he's on.

Take a moment to look at yourself, minus the partisanship that we all have and ask yourself, "is this who we are?"

Is the type of people you want the world to see us as?

Friday, August 16, 2013

Some People Are Jerks

Recently, Fox News Commentator, Bill O'Reilly ran a talking points memo that featured a young man from California that is perfectly able but refuses to work and receives thousands of dollars in food stamps so he can live a happy surfer life.

The point of O'Reilly's tangent was that the welfare system is out of control in this country and needs to be overhauled so that moochers like this cannot work the system.  Sounds fair to me.

and is really not outside of the normal realm of how O'Reilly commentates. He always has been, and most likely will be, a loud detractor of government waste.
Seriously! Stop it!

 Well, New York's resident Race-baiter, Al Sharpton decided to take old Bill down a peg. Going out and exclaiming that this story was even more concrete proof that O'reilly hates the poor. Now this is no different than How this man normally operates really, making things up and generally not telling the whole story.

Now, in that world you always know something about somebody and you generally hold it close to your vest until it's needed, and that is exactly what Bill did.

Bill O'Reilly apparently hates the poor SOOOOO much, that when Sharpton came to him because a shelter that Al runs in Harlem would not be able to do Christmas dinners, bill cut him a check for $25,000. Assumingly because he hates the poor. A lot.

We'll go ahead and chalk this up to Al not ever really thinking about what he says, does, think, or wears, but I really think that it should show us two things about the man:

1: He forgets details, like, "wow that guy donated $25k when I asked him to"

2: That will say and do anything to keep tensions in this country at a boiling point.

I think it might be that if everyone that listens to him wouldn't, al would have to get a real job.

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Look At This Clown

Poor libs are in an uproar about some rodeo clown that decided to don a mask of President... what's his name...

The NAACP has come out calling for a DOJ investigation of this clown. A rodeo clown. A race investigation on a rodeo clown. Please consider that.

This has gotten so out of hand that so many people are so scared of the race spectre that they shy away that might be construed as defamitory. But this guy, he was mocking the President. And the left does not like it at all.

Nevermind that they had nothing for praise for guys like this...
I like being uninformed....
 Or this precious moment....
 But to even consider mocking President Whats-his-name, perish the thought.... you racist.

Mocking Republicans or Conservatives seems to be a wholly acceptable and prolific pass-time. but what I find really interesting is the fact that the people who are, seemingly, really horked off at this clown probably didn't realize tht State Fairs still happened, and assume that everyone in the Midwest are just a bunch of uneducated red-neck hicks. Very not bigoted of them wouldn't you say? 

But seriously, this rodeo clown has been banned for life from performing at the Missouri State Fair because some people, the aforementioned people that most likely did not realize that these things still happened, have such thin skins. these people would have President What's-his-name be so sacred that it is an investigative  offense to take part in... well being a clown and making fun of a politician.

But what shocks me even more, is the fact that What's-his-name has not come out and said 'Seriously guys, he's a clown. Literally a clown. He's supposed to do this stuff, and I'm a big boy, I can take being made fun of'. But he hasn't! and the reason I think that he hasn't is because he's not a "big boy" that can take it.  I think he is so overwhelmed with the job he has and he has such thin skin that he can't even take a joke.

Well, at least his loyal followers can't, at the very least. But we, we have to accept them acting like braying animalistic morons when they don't get their way.

Don't like a court ruling? Say the system is racist.

Don't like a new law? Call it's sponsors racist.

Don't think people should be ID'd to vote? Call anyone who does a racist.

Don't like someone making fun of the President? Call it a racist display.

Are those on the left really so thin skinned that all they can do anymore is cry race anytime they don't get their way. I often wondered how the black community would respond to finally having a black President. What would they do when they were "the man"?

Now I know.

Monday, August 12, 2013

And Then There's This

So, It seems that our Commander-in-Chief has decided to take a vacation.

Now, don't read me wrong here, I know the man has a hard job and is entitled to a few down days. I get that, really I do. I think though that this might be the wrong time to be going to hop on some retro bike and tool around Martha's Vineyard.

Or stop for a delightful frozen treat....
Mmmm.... tastes like relaxation

 Right now, RIGHT FREAKING NOW, there is a myriad of issues that could certainly benefit from his attention. 

For example, there is the diplomatic cold war that he is losing in spectacular fashion:

Or if you happen to be on about his Affordable Care Act...thingy:

Of course, one could bring attention to the apparent resurgence of certain terror groups that are rearing their nasty heads, in a very uncool manner:

But, like I said earlier, everyone is entitled to a little down time. A little. Unfortunately, this little jaunt will cap off 96 days of vacation that this President has taken since being in office. Do that math real quick, that is a little over three weeks every year. Now maybe it's sour grapes on my part but i get to take maybe a week off a year. Maybe? Now three weeks a year might not seem like much but these trips are rather extravagant.

Martha's Vineyard is not exactly a cheap place to vaca, nor is Hawaii. but that's where the man likes to unwind. Now, the Obama's are not exactly paupers and they most likely can afford to finance these trips on their own, but the cost of travel and security can easily run into the millions of dollars. Tax dollars. Our tax dollars...

I think it would probably be more fiscally sound for there to be some sort of camp that is set aside as a presidential retreat, maybe in Maryland. Oh wait, we have that. It's called Camp David.